How in the Wild World Am I Supposed to Wear THAT!?

Why do ALL the Halloween costumes out there for women look likeTHIS?  Ugghhh.  Seriously?  Sorry guys I know this is supposed to be a family friendly blog!  I just couldn't resist posting these pics.  Halloween?  Looks more like amateur night.  Jeez!

This is my husband's favorite...

Poor Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and it looks like a little bit of her self-respect as well!

 

Raggedy Ann....  Wonder what Andy look like these days..

Come on.  Really?

Is the baby oil included?  Because baby oil will totally make my abs look just like that!

This is not how I remember Rainbow Brite!